Lockdown ki wajah se hostel band ho raha hai. Sleeping pills aur viagra pills lene. Desi indian Par maine gussa control kiya, aur unki aage ki baatein sunne lag gaya.Ali (haste hue): Salim bhai, so jao, kuch bhi mat bolo.Salim: Ali kya pata ya corona mein hum log zinda bhi rehne waale hai kya nahi. Maine bhi unka peecha kiya.Ali: Salim hum log kidhar jaa rahe hai?Salim: Medical shop. 8000 rupay mil raha hai na. Kuch to acha ho raha hai lockdown mein.Maa kuch nahi boli, aur doosre din Salim aur Ali mere ghar par rehne ko aa gaye.Maa: Andar aao beta tum log.Salim aur Ali: Namaste aunty ji.Maa: Namaste! Aunty ko chodna ke baad marr bhi gaye to chalega.Salim: Aunty shanti se to degi nahi. Main Mumbai ka rehne wala hu. Itni mast lagti hai maxi mein na.Ali: Sahi bola bhai. Kuch planning karni hogi.Ali: Haa ye dekha bc mera lund khada ho gaya hai.Salim: BC mera bhi.
